Saturday, April 30, 2005

One burrito, please

Okay, I know that you people have been diligently checking my blog, awaiting the triumphant return of the world-famous anton. Well, you're just going to have to wait a little longer. Sorry.

Well, I did come across one thing. A new super-weapon. Just don't bring one to your local school:
A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

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