Tuesday, February 27, 2007
CNN breaking news
Horton hears a boom! In Afghanistan! It's almost like a war zone over there or something, sheesh. What's next?
"Cheney draws small-arms fire, retaliates with shotgun blast to face of Taliban extremists"
"Cheney calls in instant air-strike, successfully out-booms terrorists in the name of freedom"
or from Entertainment Tonight...
"Cheney, Hamid Karzai, and Lindsay Lohan in bizarre love triangle - an ET exclusive! ...this will shock you!!!"