Tuesday, February 27, 2007

CNN breaking news

Horton hears a boom! In Afghanistan! It's almost like a war zone over there or something, sheesh. What's next?

"Cheney draws small-arms fire, retaliates with shotgun blast to face of Taliban extremists"

or maybe...

"Cheney calls in instant air-strike, successfully out-booms terrorists in the name of freedom"

or from Entertainment Tonight...

"Cheney, Hamid Karzai, and Lindsay Lohan in bizarre love triangle - an ET exclusive! ...this will shock you!!!"

1 comment:

katrina said...

I hope someone was there to offer the shaken Cheney an energy bar.