Spam King on the loose!

Thank heavens! I hadn't seen any spam in my inbox in months, so I figured something was up. Thank goodness the "Spam King" escaped federal prison. Now the free market can decide who really has the cheapest c14Li5 and v14gr@. He really should be hoping the cops find him before the internet does...it would probably turn out like that scene from "Thank You for Smoking" where they grab him off the street and cover him in nicotine patches in the back of a van.