Okay, who's with me? For breakfast, we go to Hardee's and get the new "Country Breakfast Burrito" - that's 920 calories (almost half of what you need in a day) and 60g of fat (all of what you "need"). Seriously, look at that picture. Yee. For lunch, Hardee's also makes a 1,100 calorie salad (83g of fat) which comes topped with onion rings and fried chicken (wtf). Then, for dinner, we seal the deal ("deal" being code for "arteries") with the Monster Thickburger - 1,420 calories, 2/3 lb. meat, 4 slices of cheese, 4 strips bacon, mayo, and 107 grams of fat.
Yeah...gimme that, and a Jumbo Diet Coke, please.