Gopher Pride

This almost makes me want to get Facebook. These quotes are so hilarious, I can't help but cheer for the guy now...click the link for pictures... KOOLAID MARONEY 4 LIFEZ (EDIT: also on With Leather):

That’s his name on Facebook, at least; his entry on the site is golden. Some of my favorites (besides the name, which just makes me thirsty) are found in his Favorite Quotes, including:

-“wash u ass”
-“bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka”
-“u begul shitting”