It's true. I know I'm going to forget something, but here's what made it to our weekly dinner party, celebrity style:
RigaTony Toni Tone
Jennifer Garner Salad
Johnny Cashews
Johny Veggie Depp
Falafel Collins
Wine-ona Ryder
Britney Asparagus Spears
Kevin Breaderline
Judge Lance Doritos
Fiona Apples and Cheese
I'm sure my adoring fans will fill in what I forgot...there's always SOMETHING...
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Not that I was there or anything, but wasn't it Danny Devito Doritos? Carol drunk dialed me last night, and she was munching them in my ear. She also mentioned something crazy about a trophy.
It wasn't just a trophy- it was a lifetime achievement award. Well deserved, if you ask me.
And what about the Jack Lemon Cookies and the Alyssa Milano Cookies- do those count? I also heard rumors that Milli Vanilla Ice Cream was in the building, but was denied by the crowd. Ouch.
I believe the term Danny Devitoritos was realized only after we deemed them to be Judge Lance Ito-Doritos, so there. Carol has no idea what she's talking about.
Though she did manage to win a lifetime achievement award, then promptly proclaimed that she was going to be "late" for the next dinner party!
I think the Milli Vanilla Ice Cream was denied because we didn't want to bring up those old memories of lip-synching. Fortunately Dove chocolate was there to save the day!
Hey-one woman's Judge Ito doritos are another one's Danny Devito Doritos. I think the latter roles of the tounge a little better. And sorry for munching them in your ear kelly, I was so excited to share new of my FIRST TROPHY EVER.
I can't believe I forgot to bring my camera, too! I want you to be able to cherish that moment forever! Though I wish I would've got you the trophy with this hiphop-type lady on it - that chef is a little creepy.
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