Gonzales v. Baked potato

Ah, good old fafblog...always with the lighthearted banter. Today's topic (okay, yesterday's) is Alberto Gonzales versus a baked potato...let's watch:

EVIL
Alberto Gonzales: No longer pro-torture! Still pro-omnipotent executive branch.
Baked potato: Product of the corrupt agribusiness industry
Advantage: POTATO

USEFULNESS TO THE PRESIDENT
Alberto Gonzales: Loyal Bush family retainer, but easily replaced with novelty "You da man!" talking keychain
Baked potato: Delicious with steak, but even better mashed
Advantage: DRAW