Jeez! Aren't we supposed to be on top of this by now? How IS the rest of our intelligence after these breathtaking reforms began?
And after O'Reilly slams everyone who watches the Daily Show as a bunch of "stoned slackers," The Daily Show manages to produce more facts than O'Reilly spits the entire year!
Oh, and the new ad by moveon.org really sticks it to those Gallup folks. Didn't I just post something about this last week? Thanks for listening, MoveOn!